What Kind of Liberal or Conservative Are You? Take the Quiz
Monday July 2, 2007
Take the entertaining and astonishingly accurate Liberal Identity Quiz or Conservative Identity Quiz and find out whether you're a Peace Patroller, Social Justice Crusader, New Left Hipster, Flag-Waving Everyman, Anti-Government Gunslinger, Freedom Crusader, or another unique breed of liberal or conservative.
The quizzes are excerpted from my new books, How to Win a Fight with a Conservative and How to Win a Fight with a Liberal.
• Related: Bush Loyalty Quiz | Partisan Loyalty Quiz | More Political Quizzes
The quizzes are excerpted from my new books, How to Win a Fight with a Conservative and How to Win a Fight with a Liberal.
• Related: Bush Loyalty Quiz | Partisan Loyalty Quiz | More Political Quizzes
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Hilarious. This was my result:
You are an Eco-Avenger, also known as an environmentalist or tree hugger. You believe in saving the planet from the clutches of air-fouling, oil-drilling, earth-raping conservative fossil fools.
I especially liked this question:
Which bumper sticker would you most likely put on your car?
A. I’m Already Against the Next War
B. Nice Hummer—Sorry About Your Penis
C. America: One Nation Under Surveillance
D. Of Course It Hurts, You’re Getting Screwed by an Elephant
E. Evolution Is Just a Theory…Kind of Like Gravity
F. May the Fetus You Save Be Gay
Cool, I passed, with flying colors:
You are a Reality-Based Intellectualist, also known as the liberal elite. You are a proud member of what’s known as the reality-based community, where science, reason, and non-Jesus-based thought reign supreme.
My conservative type:
You are an Anti-government Gunslinger, also known as a libertarian conservative. You believe in smaller government, states’ rights, gun rights, and that, as Reagan once said, “The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, “I’m from the government and I’m here to help.’”
Can’t argue with that.
Funny quiz, and pretty damn accurate too. My profile:
You are a New Left Hipster, also known as a MoveOn.org liberal, a Netroots activist, or a Daily Show fanatic. You believe that if we really want to defend American values, conservatives must be exposed, mocked, and assailed for every fanatical, puritanical, warmongering, Constitution-shredding ideal for which they stand.
I thought the way to win a fight with a liberal was to side step the issue entirely, question their patriotism &/or sexuality, call them an idiot several times and then refuse to address them any further.
Your Liberal Breed: Social Justice Crusader
You are a Social Justice Crusader, also known as a rights activist. You believe in equality, fairness, and preventing neo-Confederate conservative troglodytes from rolling back fifty years of civil rights gains.
You are a Peace Patroller, also known as an anti-war liberal or hippie. You believe in stopping American imperial conquest and supporting our troops by bringing them home.
Sounds about right.
My “Liberal Identity”
You are a New Left Hipster, also known as a MoveOn.org liberal, a Netroots activist, or a Daily Show fanatic. You believe that if we really want to defend American values, conservatives must be exposed, mocked, and assailed for every fanatical, puritanical, warmongering, Constitution-shredding ideal for which they stand.
This was my evaluation
Flag-waving every man! Yeah! I am a Republican, conservitive, Freedom Loveing American Got a problem with that!
I am a faith-based fighter, also known as a religious conservative. All those liberals trying to ban the word, “God” in our Pledge of Allegiance, telling our children to have premarital sex, and teaching them condoms, instead of the Bible, and God, are ALL WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!
Great quiz. My score…
You are a Working Class Warrior, also known as a blue-collar Democrat. You believe that the little guy is getting screwed by conservative greed-mongers and corporate criminals, and you’re not going to take it anymore.
My results, there was a question that I had two answers which changed the results.
Your Conservative Breed: Freedom Crusader
You are a Freedom Crusader, also known as a neoconservative. You believe in taking the fight directly to the enemy, whether it’s terrorists abroad or the liberal terrorist appeasers at home who give them aid and comfort.
Your Conservative Breed: Faith-Based Fighter
You are a Faith-Based Fighter, also known as a religious conservative. You believe in Judeo-Christian values, restoring God’s rightful place in the public square, and in showing all the unwashed and unsaved liberal sinners the path to salvation, or at least to the GOP.
Another New Left Hipster here.
Blue collar Democrat here! That’s right I am sick of these corrupt rich high and mighty white bred elitist robbing hardworking people blind. You want to taplk about values!?!
You are a Reality-Based Intellectualist, also known as the liberal elite. You are a proud member of what’s known as the reality-based community, where science, reason, and non-Jesus-based thought reign supreme.
Got that right. 100% pure liberal here.