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Compiled by Daniel Kurtzman

"You all know who Mary Carey is? She's the porn star who's running for governor, and she has this Web site where she does naked jumping jacks. You know, I think I speak to most guys when I say, 'Yeah, that's all well and good, but where does she stand on the issues?' ... Actually, Carey said today she's offered to debate six guys, all at the same time." —Jay Leno

"Cruz Bustamante said he is going to cooperate with Arnold, his theory is, 'if you can't lick 'em, join 'em.' And Mary Carey's is 'if you can't join 'em, lick 'em.'" —Jay Leno

"Mary Carey, the porn star candidate, she says she will raise money in L. A. by taxing breast implants. She says that any L.A. women with natural breasts will be tax- exempt. See, I like that, she's reaching out to minorities." —Jay Leno

"One of the candidates, adult film actress Mary Carey said if she doesn't win the recall vote she will go back to making porno films. Even more disturbing, Gary Coleman said the same thing." —Conan O'Brien

"Have you heard of this porn star named Mary Carey who is running for  governor? Carey is running on a platform of taxing breast implants, which, of course, are California's largest natural resource." —Jay Leno

"Hustler publisher Larry Flynt and adult film star Mary Carey, they're also running. See you know what bothers me about the two of them? See, this could split the all-important porn vote." —Jay Leno

~Compiled by Daniel Kurtzman

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