Top 16 Bush Gag Gifts

A roll of shrink-wrapped toilet paper featuring Bush's picture and stupid Bush quotes such as "They misunderestimated me," "We need an energy bill that encourages consumption," and "Bring 'em on."

Find pro-Bush and anti-Bush T-shirts, bumper stickers, buttons, hats, tote bags, mousepads, and dozens of other products at CafePress.com.

Count down the days remaining in President Bush's term while enjoying the best of Bush bloopers and blunders, a rundown of the indictments, scandals, embarrassments, and more. Also available as a boxed desktop calendar.

The Bush Countdown Keychain features a clock counting down the days until Jan. 20, 2009, Bush's last day in office.

Stick it to him like he's been sticking it to you!

Edited by Jacob Weisberg, 2007 - The ultimate edition of George W. Bushisms captures this legacy -- from the Gulf Coast to Iraq and back -- with all-new pearls of wisdom and the twenty-five greatest hits of the entire presidency.

This hilarious calendar is filled with Bush's latest malapropisms as well as classic examples of his jumbled syntax. And in recognition of Bush's last full year in office, each page lists the days remaining in his presidency.

Written by the team that brought us the #1 New York Times bestseller Bad Cat, Bad President takes the "bad" format and puts it to the service of political satire. Filled with hilarious, undoctored photographs, cutting captions, Bad President captures our commander-in-chief doing what he unintentionally does best and delivers a book's worth of great laughs.

By the Usual Gang of Idiots, 2007 - In a tribute befitting to the presidency of George W. Bush, MAD Magazine presents a hard-hitting satiric collection of articles on George W. Bush — the worst President since, well...Clinton.

Savor the sweetness of a Bush impeachment with ImpeachMints, get that bad political taste out of your mouth with National EmbarrassMints, and eat IndictMints with conviction.